Anonymous said: Your fucking icon lmao and your on the toilet. Awee its so cute
I replied:

Thank you! Funny story, my friend actually stole that hat from this old lady in his neighborhood and I found it by his toilet and thought it’d be a good picture lmao

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today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

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when your parents ask where all the cookies in the house went


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i feel so uncomfortable when ppl know my name and i dont even know theirs 

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my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.

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i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

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schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:


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