boobslyn:

I woke up like dis. Braless.
Wiz Khalifa at Gexa Energy Pavilion

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

2:56 PM / 268776 / Reblog

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

2:54 PM / 111954 / Reblog

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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2:00 AM / 144832 / Reblog

lamelohan:

When my friends take my phone and wont give it back

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1:54 AM / 80170 / Reblog

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

1:52 AM / 267314 / Reblog

wtfmacke:

punchers:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever

"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"

"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"

"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."

1:50 AM / 89714 / Reblog